A few months back I started sending myself personal emails from work to remind myself what to write in my blog that evening. I have never once actually written anything that I’ve sent to myself. I decided to list those emails now and attempt to decipher them.I’ll also throw in all the links that I sent to myself for later research and enjoyment.
3-1-09 – http://www.donatingplasma.org/search/default.aspx?ZIP=63129
Apparently I was feeling generous.
3-9-09 – http://theswampbbs.com/300m/plugchange/default.html
I do my own car repairs and yes, I successfully changed the plugs.
6-10-09 – This day I actually sent myself a word document with a big fat list. I guess I was feeling really ambitious. Topics:
Samuel L. Jackson reprising the role of Nick Fury in Iron Man 2. I might actually discuss this one.
My grandpa’s marriage and the price of propane. There is no correlation. But the price of propane to heat a house is retarded. My grandpa is old.
Today’s lunch topics.
How much I masturbate. I have carpal tunnel from it. Seriously, it’s like 3-6 times a day.
Roommate’s boyfriend looking at porn on my computer. Haha, he looked like an idiot when he realized that I could actually access his history. he was looking for big titted MILFs. My roommate is a small girl with barely any boobs.
Queefing (sp?) after sex. Farting in your sleep. Both things I hate and both have happened to me more than once. The queef, well, that just can’t be avoided. But the farting in your sleep… One time I woke myself up and then instantly froze praying that my boyfriend hadn’t heard. I think he did.
Foreplay in the shower followed by a sandwich and no sex. One of my friend’s unfortunate experience. Seriously though, what guy chooses a sandwich over sex???
The amount of sex you get from a boy after you break up with him. Post break-up sex is pretty damn good.
How I can’t keep a secret. Seriously, my life is an open book. There are probably way too many things that people shouldn’t know about me. Now if it’s your secret, well, it’s safe with me. Trust me, I’ve told you something I shouldn’t have and now you have blackmail against me.
Patty Cake’s email. I don’t know what that was.
Mr. Awesome’s email. I also don’t know what that was.
Link to literal translation video. Hehe, here’s the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lj-x9ygQEGA
Audio book. Uh, no idea.
Song stuck in my head: Turn around Bright Eyes. Hehe
Mcboobs shoving ice into her sport bottle. Damn science. This was so funny, she’s like, Oh I wish there was a way for this ice not to melt. I told her about this awesome invention called the ‘freezer’.
Searched on google images: Manpris and I-Ninja
6-11-09 -
Really want to see across the universe again. It’s a pretty damn good movie but I’m not sure that I needed to blog about it.
Thinking about my friend Nate who hung himself in Forest Park. He sent me a video on myspace just hours prior to his death. The video he sent to me was ‘I get by with a little help from my friends’. I don’t know why he did that and it haunts me everyday.
Winner for the Susan G Komen raffle got a backpack, nothing fancy. He should have gotten a bra. It was a raffle at work.
My big pen and why I bought it. It’s fricken huge. It makes my hands feel so tiny. It’s not a damn dildo!
7-1-09 – How are you? Really? I just asked myself a question?? Where the hel was I going with this??
7-6-09 -
Dear hate
It started with the god damned mouse then it moved to the fucking birthdays, the portal, my badge and the fucking desk. I know it will move on into traffic and god only knows what it will be when I get home then drop the kids off and eventually try to fall asleep. Stupid day. Man, I was bitter that day.
7-21-09 – http://www.strangeplaces.net/weirdthings/haiku.html
This one is pretty awesome.
Ok, I’m bored of this now. I’ll post the rest later.
