Today’s topic is the relationship between a penis and vagina. I know, you’re all thinking that you know the relationship between a penis and a vagina.
But do you really?
Most vaginas are bitches. They know they’re wanted. As a penis, you want in. You (almost) don’t care who is attached as long as you get in. In, in, in, in, in I WANT IN! But the vagina, well, like I said, she’s a bitch. She holds the power! The VAGINA POWER! ( I looked for a great picture to put in here but you do NOT want to know what I found)
Ok, so you know that part. But did you you know that the bitches want the penis almost as much as the penis wants the vagina?
My assumption, only having a vagina, is that the penis is just waiting for a vagina to come along and jump on it. I was apparently wrong. You actually have to sexy men up first. After all these years, I just thought you could say, “Let’s have sex.” and you get sex. This is not the case.
However, I did find out that if you’re topless then it’s easier to convince the penis that the vagina is a good idea.
I guess the lesson today is that men need foreplay too. They need to fee sexy and wanted…like little bitches. So, ladies, don’t forget that deep down inside of your burping, farting, video game playing, birthday forgetting men are little vaginas.
