There’s supposed to be all this stuff on this page about me but I haven’t felt like writing it yet. I tried to get my friends to help me but they’re lazy bastards. But here are a few things they’ve said to me or called me in the past, just to get an idea.
Stop touching that.
Put that down.
That’s not your baby.
You’re evil.
Don’t put that in your mouth.
Seriously, stop touching that.
Where’s your bra?
You can’t keep touching other people’s food.
Where did you get that baby?
You were right, you can eat ice cream with chopsticks.
That’s not a word.
If you don’t stop touching that, we’re going to have to leave.
That’s not how physics works.
You’re not a doctor.
You’re not a scientist.
Don’t touch that baby.
You know what, fine, put it in your mouth, I don’t care where it came from.
