British Bastard – I met British Bastard at work about 2 years ago. He quickly surpassed me (the damn bastard) and I felt uncomfortable being so friendly with a superior so I pretty much ignored him. After I got my promotion we slowly became best friends. He moved here from the UK when he was 14. His accent isn’t very thick unless he’s completely wasted then good luck trying to talk to him or even letting him talk to you for that matter. He’s our token “foreign” guy. He can debate on science for hours which just mystifies me. He’s my best friend, what else can I say?
How he got his name: He’s British, what else are we supposed to call him?
Schooling: I actually have no idea. Business something or another.
Likes: Making me angry.
Hates: Getting punched in the balls.
Music: I haven’t found anything he doesn’t like.
Books: Science, Science Fiction, Fantasy. Um, everything, I think. He’s reading the Twilight saga right now.
TV: Good question, we never watch TV. I think he likes current events and Seth McFarland.
Movies: This guy has over 400 DVDs of every genre known to man. I have no idea what his favorite is.
Activities: Swimming, reading, watching things, playing online flash games and video games.
Talent: Winning the “insult” game.
Super Power: Frustrating the crap out of people.
Hero/Villain: He will be one or the other depending on who he is up against, for no other purpose but to be counter
Favorite activity to do together: Talking and playing Rock Band/Guitar Hero.
Notable: Knows way too much about Quantum Everything.
