Miss Extraordinaire – I met Miss Extraordinaire in training for work about 2 ½ years ago. She hated me at first. She thought I was a goodie-two-shoes know-it-all. After a couple margaritas she quickly came to the conclusion that there was nothing good about me. ; ) We became friends pretty quickly and eventually partners in crime. She no longer works with me but luckily, she’s moved in right across the street from me. We not only finish each other’s sentences, we (she already knows what goes here).
How she got her name: It’s because she’s not just ordinary, she’s extra ordinary. I think that’s right, right?
Schooling: I briefly recall her knowing quite a bit about biology. She could have been studying to be the next Jack the Ripper though.
Likes: To be Chino.
Hates: People who whistle.
Music: Chevelle, Deftones, The Veronicas and random obscure bands.
Books: Palahniuk. Need I say more?
TV: All your standards including my favorite: True blood.
Movies: Horror, comedy maybe a little drama but only a dash of sappy love shit. Really just scare the crap out of her and you’ll be fine.
Activities: Being a crafty bitch. Martha crafty not Beastie crafty. Well, maybe that too.
Talent: She can cook, like hard core cook. Sarcasm.
Super Power: Dead baby jokes. She will drop you to your knees.
Hero/Villain: That depends on which personality she is at the time.
Favorite activity to do together: Have cameras follow us and record out very interesting yet average lives. That’s never actually happened. Everything we do is pretty fucking awesome. Even just criticizing everything we watch.
Notable: Can name every president EVER.
