Mr. Awesome – I met Mr. Awesome at work about a year and a half ago through his witty banter on group email chains. He works at a different location but I absolutely had to meet him. (Finding an intelligent person around here is hard)I was not disappointed. I eventually seduced him like the succubus I am and took his soul. What? I gave him bacon for it. We dated for several months and now we’re “just friends”. I really couldn’t imagine him not being a part of my life. I’ve never met anyone like him, he’s totally irreplaceable.
How he got his name: He’s pretty damn good at everything he does; I’m amazed by him on a weekly basis.
Schooling: Computer Animation
Jew”ish” by his description
Likes: Bacon
Hates: People who take his bacon and Nickelback. If you are Nickelback and take his bacon, digging a hole to hell with your bare hands will be the sweetest heaven compared to what he will do to you.
Music: Tool, Deftones, Snot, Josie and the Pussycats, Puscifer, Skindred, Kidneythieves, Jazz? You get the point.
Books: Science Fiction, Fantasy
TV: He’s Hulu-ing the fuck out of The Pretender right now. The Marx Brothers and old black and white slapstick. He’s a fan of Joss Whedon and Seth McFarland.
Movies: Kung Fu, Anime, Bruce Campbell
Activities: Designs T-shirts, Kung fu, writing, Playing with his Wii, Playing City Of Heroes.
Talent: Sarcasm, Wit and something else I won’t name here. Oh and the ability to shut me up.
Super Power: Lightning speed sarcasm
Hero/Villain: This is a fine line here but I think he’s leaning more on the hero side. He has these weird things called morals but hey, not everybody can be perfect.
Favorite activity to do together: I watch him play video games. I have a habit of dying. A lot. But I love video games so he plays and I annoy him.
Notable: Beer Snob and he is my mentor.
