The Monkey King – I met The Monkey King supposedly out with the group one night. I think I was drinking because I don’t remember that. The time I do remember was at kung fu. Did I not tell you that I was training in kung fu for a little while? Anyway, he was there and since he was closer to my height than British Bastard so we were matched up quite a few time to attempt to hit then block each other. He kept hitting me in the boob. We stayed and talked after training and just kind of hit it off. When he’s not in school we chit chat and hang out. He’s a lot of fun and I’m still getting to know him.
How he got his name: You need to see Forbidden Kingdom. Once he told me that he wanted to climb the side of Mr. Awesome’s building, that pretty much did it for me.
Schooling: Currently obtaining his Masters in Architecture at some far away school in fairy land. Or Oklahoma.
Likes: To be cute.
Hates: He doesn’t hate anything, he’s too cute. Addendum, he hates ceiling fans, but only in the Ghost Buster’s game.
Music: All the fun stuff you would normally find on an adorable little monkey’s iPod. The Used, Oasis and anything he can sing. Gwar is out.
Books: He said he’s loose. I don’t think that has anything to do with books.
TV: I’ve come to the conclusion that all of my friends watch the same shit. Read someone else’s bio.
Movies: Vampire movies where they don’t sparkle. And other random shit.
Activities: Kung fu and Wii
Talent: Taking a punch and being cute.
Super Power: Being a cute little monkey. I don’t know how that helps anything.
Hero/Villain: Hero all the way.
Favorite activity to do together: Talking and hitting.
Notable: Just when you think his cuteness is too much to bear, he spouts some raunchy off the cuff shit and completely takes you by surprise thus stunning you into submission. I think I just found his super power.
